The time has come to teach these chickens a lesson. Just like gravity, when someone thinks they’ve reached the top, somehow, they have to slide back down... way down, until they their heads are buried on the ground.
Haven’t you heard? Mother hen doesn’t tolerate lies and false accusations lightly. You naughty, naughty chickens.
Unlike some of my friends and readers who want to fly to where you are (on their private planes of course) and beat the living daylights out of you chickens, I don’t adhere to violence.
For the powerful and classy, a cockfight is never the answer. Justice is best served cold. Let’s get down to business, shall we?
Who said waging a war wouldn’t cause trampling on one’s ego in the end? Careful, chickens. To cobble the pieces, here are the things you must do:
1. RE-OPEN chikatime for public viewing. 2. DELETE all your previous posts. 3. RETRACT all malicious lies written on your blog. 4. APOLOGIZE to ALL the victims you have violated, especially to Tim Yap and myself via a letter to be posted on your site. 5. CREATE A LINK to my site. At the bottom of your apology letter, it should state: “To know the truth about Chikatime, log on to www.jenniepperson.com.”
Your 15 minutes of fame are over.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock... You only have 24 hours to comply. Or else, your identities will be revealed.
Hmmm… I smell panic. Wake up, chickens! The silver platter waits...
Who says chickentime’s secret can never be told?
You know you love me.
Xoxo, J
hate blogs are so last season
everyone's talking about, chickens!
SHOPPINGERAS, how do you deal with "terrorists" in your lives? do you run from them, stand still or reveal them for the chickens that they are?
p.s. thanks to everyone who texted, emailed and sent me pm's. means a lot to me. especially, those who always leave messages in the comments box. you guys rock! thanks for being brave.
a.) Grill 'em ala chicken bbq. b.) Cook & bake 'em ala chicken ala king. c.) Remove their feathers 'til the last bone ala Tarantino's "Hostel."
Sometimes haters create blogs to be infamous, and at the same time get some ad/pr earnings. Bad publicity is still publicity. Page views matter, but conscience, morality and etiquette matter more.
You remind me of Elizabeth (Tudor). You know, the Virgin Queen, the most glorious queen of England. (I hope you've watched her two films played by Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth and Elizabeth: The Golden Age.) She's a Virgo too. I love female Virgo's.
i was going to write a comment, but i think i'll pm you with my question. cant say that site hasnt seriously skyrocketed my paranoia.
but wow, your entry really made me crack up this morning. they really were social terrorists and they affected a lot of people. some more than others. but it's the blatant intent of causing so much harm to so many different people that really bothered me. why the hate? i mean, really. fine lines and wrinkles lang ang katapat niyan!
to those who deserve it, there's no other way but up. otherwise, you're going down. sorry, but for those defamatory-article writers, six-feet-under is not enough. do they even know how to get a life?! oh, well, all must come to an end, theirs just came earlier. better that it did. cheers! :)
mabuhaygirl wrote on Jul 3, '08, edited on Jul 3, '08
ok, obviously, not everyone got this joke:
"Unlike some of my friends and readers who want to fly to where you are (on their private planes of course) and beat the living daylights out of you chickens, I don’t adhere to violence."
may i remind you, that i was writing this in gossip girl tone. HINDI ako serious about my friends/readers having private planes! heller naman. pero, seryoso ako na maraming may gusto na puntahan ang mga bahay ng chickens na 'to para gawan sila ng masama. korek, ino?
"Unlike some of my friends and readers who want to fly to where you are (on their private planes of course) and beat the living daylights out of you chickens, I don’t adhere to violence."
may i remind you, that i was writing this in gossip girl tone. HINDI ako serious about my friends/readers having private planes! heller naman. pero, seryoso ako na maraming may gusto na puntahan ang mga bahay ng chickens na 'to para gawan sila ng masama. korek, ino?
tao talaga, minsan mahinang pumick-up ng biro.
oh, well *smiles*
Uh yaa, like it's soo obvious. It's in gossip girl tone, duh. you know you love me, xoxo ;)
I'll post my sober comments later... I can't hardly breath from laughing. hahaha...naughty naughty girl 
